Posts tagged with sorry+fred.

For all he knows I was just trying to keep him safe, but I was really laughing the entire drive because a dog in a seatbelt is about the funniest thing that happened to me all day.
All other dogs are so lucky that they aren’t my dog.
January 24 201209·32 pm3 notes

For all he knows I was just trying to keep him safe, but I was really laughing the entire drive because a dog in a seatbelt is about the funniest thing that happened to me all day.

All other dogs are so lucky that they aren’t my dog.

ondirecting:

Sometimes your dog just wants to hang out with you so much that he puts up with you being a dick and wrapping him up in a dressing gown tie.

I will assume, even if you are an innocent little dog, that if you stay around me when I start acting like a dick that you are giving me full permission to do to you as I please.
January 17 201209·16 pm6 notes

ondirecting:

Sometimes your dog just wants to hang out with you so much that he puts up with you being a dick and wrapping him up in a dressing gown tie.

I will assume, even if you are an innocent little dog, that if you stay around me when I start acting like a dick that you are giving me full permission to do to you as I please.