ondirecting:

Sometimes your dog just wants to hang out with you so much that he puts up with you being a dick and wrapping him up in a dressing gown tie.

I will assume, even if you are an innocent little dog, that if you stay around me when I start acting like a dick that you are giving me full permission to do to you as I please.
January 17 201209·16 pm6 notes

ondirecting:

Sometimes your dog just wants to hang out with you so much that he puts up with you being a dick and wrapping him up in a dressing gown tie.

I will assume, even if you are an innocent little dog, that if you stay around me when I start acting like a dick that you are giving me full permission to do to you as I please.