January 2010
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My ultimate crush is the fat guy from The Hangover
– Ke$ha
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Lucia : Whisk this until it is thick and pale... So just until it resembles you.
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Why does Scully have cancer?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
The Explorers Club (36)
The Dodos (22)
of Montreal (22)
The Horrors (11)
Beach House (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Me: Do you prefer one half of your face over the other half of your face?
Mum: *laughs* Yeah, I prefer the top half
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If you follow me you may remember last week when my laptop played Simon and Garfunkel all night long. Last night I was staying in a caravan with some friends and fell asleep unintentionally, not realizing that I was listening to my ipod at the time. I woke up at some point in the night and pressed my ear to my pillow convinced I could hear some music but was thought I was just dreaming the rain...
Ugh
Lance Armstrong’s baby has 11255 more followers than me on twitter.
Let us be honest here. I don’t really exist. I am a tiny fake person with no impact on this planet.
A freaking baby
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Who is Conan O'Brien... and why is she so sad?
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Bugs! Stop flying into my goddamn screen
intimationsofimmortality:
It’s like an insect apocalypse here. Drawn from miles around by the glow of the laptop screen, the bugs annoy me by buzzing over the screen incessantly, at which point I squish them, thus leaving bug guts over the screen and annoying me even more.
Why doesn’t my screen come with a wash bottle and wipers?
I should probably just close my window.
Reblogging for truth...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Simon & Garfunkel (153)
Iron & Wine (54)
Grizzly Bear (36)
Beach House (33)
The Horrors (24)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Without the tumblarity feature it’s difficult to make someone you follow feel better when something bad happens to them. Now if I like a post where they say something depressing it makes me look like a dick and they don’t get higher tumblarity to cheer them up.
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Why do elephants hate pianos?
Do you ever like a song so much that you feel like only listening to that single song isn’t enough to fulfill your need for it, and that you crave more, more, more music that sounds exactly like it and yet at the same time you want something different. Just something that makes you feel the same way until inevitably your need for the song fades and it is just another track that comes up on...
ondirecting asked: http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/keeshond-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/keeshond-0053.jpg is too cute
http://static.open.salon.com/files/keeshond1226019056.jpg
http://static.open.salon.com/files/keeshond1226019056.jpg
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Oops, just pressed the CAPS key instead of the tab...
Yes I spelled it wrong, I was touch typing obviously, but I thought you would have wanted to know because I cannot stop laughing.
(things that are also funny; me searching for Shaun the Sheep in the first place)
ondirecting asked: O HAI I want to get a KEESHOND will u buy me one like dis http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zj7juoRRRI0/SmvB4DMQhhI/AAAAAAAADV4/vzNBMmrbbfs/s1600-h/IMG_7988.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zj7juoRRRI0/SmvB4dTWMcI/AAAAAAAADWA/zC4wksM4RNo/s1600-h/IMG_7993.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zj7juoRRRI0/SmvB4dTWMcI/AAAAAAAADWA/zC4wksM4RNo/s1600-h/IMG_7993.jpg
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My friend just met the Prince of England. The...
This is just insane, but it probably doesn’t even make sense to anyone else.
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Hello I have an ask page if any one is actually curious about me. I don’t mean to be so secretive.
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My laptop didn't shut down last night and it...
Cecilia you’re breaking my heart,
you’re shaking my confidence daily.
Cecilia, I’m down on my knees,
I’m begging you please to come home
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Oh god why did I not go to bed instead of watching...
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'If you want a child for the rest of your life,...
-My Monkey Baby
A tv show about people who buy a monkey instead of having a child, and then treat said monkey as if it were their baby
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