January 2012
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How to converse with strangers
Man on ferry: Is your dog a spoodle?
Me: Yep
Man: I used to have a cocker spaniel
*silence*
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December 2011
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jshdivision replied to your photo: My mum’s central opinion on Drive is that “It’s…
maybe she thought the mask was his real face and his real face was the mask
That would explain a lot.
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November 2011
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“Do you seriously have three versions of Superstar on your iPod? *pause* Wait,...”
– How to embarrass yourself (via ondirecting)
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October 2011
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The stress of the rugby world cup is getting to people to the extent that, according to mum on the phone just now, last night my father was twitching and whispering to himself in his sleep.
Not just for any reason though.
He was doing the Haka in his sleep.
supcakes:
Alexander “Truth”
I think I’ve...
Oh no I can hear a cat meowing pathetically outside my window. Too bad all the strays around my house hate me because I would like to bring it in from the storm and teach it be be my hot water bottle.
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“In 1850, Gerard de Nerval ceased conforming to existing ideas of suitable pets...”
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I live here: The 3 best times that my parents have... →
ondirecting:
30 years ago, US Embassy, Wellington. Dad has to deliver a package.. On the way to the Embassy, thinks how terrible it would be if he said “bomb” instead of “package”. Bombbombbombbombombomobmbomb. “What is your purpose at the embassy?” “I’m here to deliver this bomb!”
18 years ago, Leonardo…
I feel a little bit strange that I am cry-laughing at stories about my own...
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