How to converse with strangers
Man on ferry: Is your dog a spoodle?
Me: Yep
Man: I used to have a cocker spaniel
*silence*
Texts from my family (via ondirecting)
My thought process when a young guy in burgundy pants/umbrella/nice glasses/and woolen polo was ‘why is this guy’s clothing so fancyOMG IT’S KITTY DAISY AND LEWIS’
For all he knows I was just trying to keep him safe, but I was really laughing the entire drive because a dog in a seatbelt is about the funniest thing that happened to me all day.
All other dogs are so lucky that they aren’t my dog.
This blog contains many questions I would like answered. I just took my first step toward finding those answers by txting a series of these to my friend. This has only resulted in me cry-laughing on the floor and her refusing to reply to the 9 questions and all subsequent texts.
(Source: wouldyoustillbemyfriendif)
Man on ferry: Is your dog a spoodle?
Me: Yep
Man: I used to have a cocker spaniel
*silence*
Sometimes your dog just wants to hang out with you so much that he puts up with you being a dick and wrapping him up in a dressing gown tie.
I will assume, even if you are an innocent little dog, that if you stay around me when I start acting like a dick that you are giving me full permission to do to you as I please.