We are at the flight gate and kitty daisy and Lewis are sitting opposite us. They’re with their dad and I thought they were weird well dressed for kids with their dad.

January 30 201209·07 pm5 notes

Texts from my family (via ondirecting)

My thought process when a young guy in burgundy pants/umbrella/nice glasses/and woolen polo was ‘why is this guy’s clothing so fancyOMG IT’S KITTY DAISY AND LEWIS’

For all he knows I was just trying to keep him safe, but I was really laughing the entire drive because a dog in a seatbelt is about the funniest thing that happened to me all day.
All other dogs are so lucky that they aren’t my dog.
January 24 201209·32 pm3 notes

For all he knows I was just trying to keep him safe, but I was really laughing the entire drive because a dog in a seatbelt is about the funniest thing that happened to me all day.

All other dogs are so lucky that they aren’t my dog.

This blog contains many questions I would like answered. I just took my first step toward finding those answers by txting a series of these to my friend. This has only resulted in me cry-laughing on the floor and her refusing to reply to the 9 questions and all subsequent texts.
January 19 201205·43 pm14 notes

This blog contains many questions I would like answered. I just took my first step toward finding those answers by txting a series of these to my friend. This has only resulted in me cry-laughing on the floor and her refusing to reply to the 9 questions and all subsequent texts.

(Source: wouldyoustillbemyfriendif)

How to converse with strangers

Man on ferry: Is your dog a spoodle?
Me: Yep
Man: I used to have a cocker spaniel

*silence*

A picture I took during my 15 minute walk with the dog.
January 18 201203·52 pm3 notes

A picture I took during my 15 minute walk with the dog.

ondirecting:

Sometimes your dog just wants to hang out with you so much that he puts up with you being a dick and wrapping him up in a dressing gown tie.

I will assume, even if you are an innocent little dog, that if you stay around me when I start acting like a dick that you are giving me full permission to do to you as I please.
January 17 201209·16 pm6 notes

ondirecting:

Sometimes your dog just wants to hang out with you so much that he puts up with you being a dick and wrapping him up in a dressing gown tie.

I will assume, even if you are an innocent little dog, that if you stay around me when I start acting like a dick that you are giving me full permission to do to you as I please.

ondirecting:

Gpoy “there are no words” ed
January 05 201209·00 pm13 notes

ondirecting:

Gpoy “there are no words” ed